owlmylove:

owlmylove:

i think tenderness is maybe the most important thing in the world

i am tenderized and tenderfooted and tenderhearted!! i hope you are all being, and doing well at it!!! i hope you’re eating and breathing and thinking and sleeping. i hope you can find rest when you need it, and warmth when you deserve it (which is always) i hope you can always find a soft thing to press your skin to for no reason but simple pleasure. i am thinking just-picked rose petals, dandelion wishes, pussywillow pod-thoughts all in your direction. i am sending you merino wool, and well-loved sweatshirts, and the velvety fine fur of a white-faced old dog. i am sending you the first breath of sharp air on a snow day, for whenever you need its chill. i am sending you the feeling in my heart, spilling up into your chest & out of your smiles, for whenever you need its dizzy warmth. mostly i am just sending you thanks, for being you, and for reading these words, and for trying. everything is very hard sometimes, most times, so i am sending you absolutely everything soft and tender to press around its edges like little soap-bubble circles of bubblewrap, and it’s okay if they pop. we can always find more

owlmylove:

i need an asexual carpenter boyf who has no idea what the fuck i’m talking about but will make me a rocking chair with love in his heart

finally a partner who shares the same taste in porn as me, i say, rewinding the eames armchair assembly video

jimhensonreject:

owlmylove:

i need an asexual carpenter boyf who has no idea what the fuck i’m talking about but will make me a rocking chair with love in his heart

I think this is how Christianity was invented

oh my god [romantic]

coolxatu:

coolxatu:

she allegoried on my cave til i [JOKE PENDING]

nayohme:

this fucking girl on bumble sent me like three shy anime girl images and said like “uhmm… hi you seem really cool 😖😖 i’m so nervous” and it fr pissed me off so bad i deleted the app

adonischildsupportcase:

charlottekrieger:

holy hands, 2012 by Charlotte Krieger

translasso:

having to ask people if you’re still hanging out is one of the worst things ever . like is our playdate still on? im gonna stab myself

i need an asexual carpenter boyf who has no idea what the fuck i’m talking about but will make me a rocking chair with love in his heart

nicollekidman:

this is so scathing it’s making me SCREAM (x)

homunculus-argument:

Tumblr is so funny because you can make a post like “hey do not mix bleach and vinegar in your cleaning, you’ll make chlorine gas and you do not want to make chlorine gas. It is dangerous to mix these two specific chemicals together”, and the comments are like

“Um vinegar isn’t dangerous?? My mom cleans things with vinegar all the time and we have never had lung issues. White people are insane.” (<- does not use bleach, missing the point)

“OH MY GOD BLEACH IS CHLORINE GAS? NOBODY EVER TOLD ME I’VE BEEN CLEANING WITH BLEACH MY WHOLE LIFE, I WILL DIE.” (<- has literally never used vinegar in cleaning, and never mixed the two, missing the point)

“This is just stupid fearmongering, we use bleach and vinegar to wash the floors all the time, OP is lying.” (<- does not actually know what “vinegar” is, and is confusing the word for something else)

“Yeah this is true enough but also keep in mind that this kind of household cleaning product chlorine gas is too weak and unreliable to use for domestic terrorism purposes.” (<- raises concerns, but potentially has a point)