Australia’s Stay in School Campaign ain’t f’ing around.
i’d say my greatest inspiration in life is the guy in The Hitchhiker’s Guide who just lived in a bathtub on a spaceship
an anon is asking if i’m a virgin and i am honestly astonished that i made it through 2 years and 7k followers without being asked that before
"Eric wasn’t quite sure what had started his generation’s infatuation with the concept of zombies- probably some sort of attempt to get back at the Best Generation for all the debt and precedents that were now placed upon the millennials. If you illogically expect us to succeed in all the ways you did then you can bet your ass we’re going to sublimate our desire to prevent your peaceful passing (and bury a few slugs into your lifeless body) into our pop culture. Take that, Grandma."
— i just started my nano on the second day and this is in the first paragraph