Land of Paper & Stars
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14 February
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apparently the red cough drops i’ve been sucking on for my flu aren’t festive enough for Mother Nature, whose decided to show her romanticism via turning my underwear red

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10 January
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hunters-hollow:

frostlawyer:

this just in

apparently ‘red lipstick’ is a trend men hate

and in other breaking news

absolutely no one gives a fuck

HA

HAHA

HAHA HAHA HA

(Source: aroharveyspecter)

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12 September
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tollian:

owlmylove:

tollian:

owlmylove:

tollian:

owlmylove:

tollian:

galactic-kitty:

owlmylove:

i’M AT THE BOOKSTORE AND SOMEONE KEEPS USING A SONIC SCREWDRIVER
I CAN HEAR IT THROUGHOUT THE STORE GODDAMIT

THIS HUMANS IS THE CUTEST BEING ALIVE OKAY

It is the call of the Whovians~ (i love your shirt btw. that must be the coolest bookstore what with two whovians in it at once)

omg no this was nEVER MEANT TO SEE MY FRIEND’S PRECIOUS EYES
it was a stupid thing I did one with this weird lemon-y face ahhhh

Whoops, you’re right. You’re too cute for mere mortal eyes.

AHHH NO
i’m like a squid or something except I’m a squid with a weird-lookin mouth
(and ahh I’m glad you like the shirt! It’s my favorite<3 I got it from here c:)

     
Yeah, I can see the resemblance. :3

what ahh I’m totes not an adorable cuttlefish or squiddle (as much as I’d love to be, they’re so cute omg<33)
more like this;




(sshhhh you are totes adorable like squiddles, okay?)
Alright, but as long as we’re sharing octipi pictures can we take a moment to talk about how absolutely awesome these creatures are? 

They are just really cute

And pretty

And interesting

And just plain awesome.

Look! This one looks like a flower! :D

(ahhh fine I’ll admit that I look remarkably like a cephalapod. JUST MAYBE NOT A SUPER ADORABLE ONE.)
YES, that is an EXCELLENT idea. I used to want a pet octopus when I was little, they’re so awesome and intriguing u v u<3



Oh, and the last picture from my previous post is the Dumbo Octopus; a tiny lil deep-sea critter, named for it’s large, ear-like fins.

I actually used this pattern to knit one of them once > u >

tollian:

owlmylove:

tollian:

owlmylove:

tollian:

owlmylove:

tollian:

galactic-kitty:

owlmylove:

i’M AT THE BOOKSTORE AND SOMEONE KEEPS USING A SONIC SCREWDRIVER

I CAN HEAR IT THROUGHOUT THE STORE GODDAMIT

THIS HUMANS IS THE CUTEST BEING ALIVE OKAY

It is the call of the Whovians~ (i love your shirt btw. that must be the coolest bookstore what with two whovians in it at once)

omg no this was nEVER MEANT TO SEE MY FRIEND’S PRECIOUS EYES

it was a stupid thing I did one with this weird lemon-y face ahhhh

Whoops, you’re right. You’re too cute for mere mortal eyes.

AHHH NO

i’m like a squid or something except I’m a squid with a weird-lookin mouth

(and ahh I’m glad you like the shirt! It’s my favorite<3 I got it from here c:)

     

Yeah, I can see the resemblance. :3

what ahh I’m totes not an adorable cuttlefish or squiddle (as much as I’d love to be, they’re so cute omg<33)

more like this;

(sshhhh you are totes adorable like squiddles, okay?)

Alright, but as long as we’re sharing octipi pictures can we take a moment to talk about how absolutely awesome these creatures are? 

They are just really cute

And pretty

And interesting

And just plain awesome.

Look! This one looks like a flower! :D

(ahhh fine I’ll admit that I look remarkably like a cephalapod. JUST MAYBE NOT A SUPER ADORABLE ONE.)

YES, that is an EXCELLENT idea. I used to want a pet octopus when I was little, they’re so awesome and intriguing u v u<3

Oh, and the last picture from my previous post is the Dumbo Octopus; a tiny lil deep-sea critter, named for it’s large, ear-like fins.

I actually used this pattern to knit one of them once > u >

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28 August
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"

…and then CAMPING TRIP where it is essentially every pre-pubescent man for himself in a warzone of awkward first-homosexual crushes where they both think they might be freaks???

AND THEN advice comes from the least likely of places when the Sheriff tells them nuthing’s wrong with likin’ people, regardless of gender.

So yeah.

"

from my Parapines scribblings, written at 4 AM this morning. 

yes, this is actually how I compose plots. 

yes, I do want to become an official author at some point. 

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15 August
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— man I don’t even care anymore

I will let my heart be broken and I will risk severe bodily harm sometimes and I will do crazy shit and I will waste money and time on things that make me happy because I’m really only going to live once so gosh darn it, I WILL EAT THAT RAW COOKIE DOUGH IF I WANT TO.

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14 August
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— aww man Jake is taking none of yo gnome’s bullshit today

dayum he was so badass I legitimately snapped my fingers

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03 August
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— when did it become 4 AM
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09 July
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my favorite time of day is called “toothpaste convention” which is when I eat a York peppermint pattie and drink Mountain Dew at the same time

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29 June
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"You people are all so petty, and tiny."

i whisper to myself as i reluctantly check facebook