March 2012
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
Use of Profanity With Age
8 years old: Oh my gosh I said 'shut up!' Mom is going to kill me!
18 years old: WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL'S GATE I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.
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askvantas:
askegbert:
never again.
FUCK THIS EARTH KISS DAY. IT IS A STUPID MADE UP HOLIDAY THAT BREAKS ALL THE RULES AND MAKES A MESS OF EVERYTHING.
Good post.
Best post.
February 2012
Now I'm off to go ride in a car through the...
I’ll see you, Dear Tumblr, either the next time I have wifi, or once I’m finally back home~
misha-sparkle:
actually wait about baby Disciple
I don’t mind anymore if she’s not a complete sweetheart
because if she’s a little jungle wild terror that means that Signless can shush pap her and calm her down when she starts to puff up like a cat
and then they snuggle and make out
okay that’ll be good please make this happen
mockingjaypatronus:
“i need to get off the internet” i tell myself while continuing to aimlessly scroll through my dashboard
riningear:
timeanddivision:
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The Skies Were Made Of Diamonds: Valid reasons to... →
perseusxandromeda:
neraiutsuze:
hythe:
heretherebebutterflies:
sporkbot:
oxfordtweed:
° Watson is no longer the accomplished and decorated war hero and army doctor, two aspects of the character which have always, in some way or another, coloured the way…
jakeenglishswaifu:
ahoithar:
young condesce is so kawaii
i want her to be a punk kid who listens to troll!green day and mcr (they’re my chemical quadrants now) and evanescence and shops at hot issues and gauges her ears so she can have tentacle gauges and gets piercings and basically thinks she is hot shit
and deep inside she is just trying to rebel against her destiny she’s like DOWN WIT)(...
reichenbachs:
extremelyverynotgoodyeah:
reichenbachs:
The new tumblr icons are kind of breaking my heart,
because they’re all cute and endearing and they’re trying so hard,
and everyone’s like “well we didn’t even want you.”
they’re like a bunch of little Martin Crieffs up there,
doing their job for free,
giving it their best effort,
but consumed with the feeling that they’ll never be...
Owl City '80, 85 Percent' Done with New Album
owlcitynewzealand:
Adam Young says he’s “maybe 80, 85 percent done” with the next Owl City album, which finds him working for the first time with a number of other songwriters.
“It’s exciting. It’s kind of a new process for me,” Young tells Billboard.com. “I really haven’t ever done much co-writing or collaborating with other producers or writers. But that’s what the last few months have been...
thetendertroll:
copper-fish:
I’m sorry about...
